Blizzard is to Facebook what Rambo is to Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook's projected earnings for this next fiscal year are 300-350 million dollars. Thats cool, but what still remains as solid as Rambos 1000 yard stare is Blizzard's 150 million per month from World of Warcraft monthly fees alone. It is sad that so much hype and money is going into facebook, yet people dont realize that they will get nothing from it. Facebook, like Zuckerberg, has a big nose and thats about it. Its pretty intriguing at first, but the longer you stare at it the more god damn annoying it becomes. Blizzard on the other hand is the corporate manifestation of Rambo himself.

Below is a diagram depicting the true essence of both Facebook and Blizzard. I'll leave the value judgment up to you.

Blizzard                                                                        Facebook

 

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Noobs of the Day #3- Baleian and Musculous

So yea, when I was questing in Hellfire Penninsula on Burlyballs I saw a 61 tauren warrior running behind me (Baleian). My first impulse was to kill him, but I figured I would spare the noob the tragic run back from the graveyard. The noob charges me and then out of nowhere he his noob rogue buddy Musculous both start gankin my shit. I chuckled, as any dwarf prot pally with balls as burly as mine would chuckle, as they hopelessly tried to kill me. I popped my Holy Shield, Blessing of Sanctuary, and Retribution aura as I reck bombed them down 1 by 1. When I finished raping their nooby buttholes with my burly, burly balls; I proceeded to take this screenshot. Enjoy!

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