Fix your shit blizzard, nerf fear.

 

I'm riding my steed, on the way to the blacksmith, sweat dripping down my face from the hot Arathi Basin sun. I see a fleet of horde on their way to the blacksmith, I stealth. "Time to pick my target", I think to myself. OO a shitty geared warlock. He stood there, like a hot blonde bitch in a dark alley waiting to be raped. I make my move... Cheap shot!, he trinkets, he death coils, he fears! It's cool I got my trusty pvp trinket, Click... OH NO I'M FALLING THROUGH THE EARTH.

Sure I laughed, I had to spend the rest of my AB sitting underground as i flew around the map, but it was still funny. Until the next day on my hunter, when yes, it happened again. And again near the beginning of the game, making me sit the whole thing out. This isn't a new bug either, I haven't experienced it in a long time, but it has been happening since classic WoW, and I believe it's time that it be fixed. So Blizzard its time to fix it, or let my hunter's traps inflame my targets from the fiery pits of hell, choose wisely.

 

 

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Noobs of the Day #3- Baleian and Musculous

So yea, when I was questing in Hellfire Penninsula on Burlyballs I saw a 61 tauren warrior running behind me (Baleian). My first impulse was to kill him, but I figured I would spare the noob the tragic run back from the graveyard. The noob charges me and then out of nowhere he his noob rogue buddy Musculous both start gankin my shit. I chuckled, as any dwarf prot pally with balls as burly as mine would chuckle, as they hopelessly tried to kill me. I popped my Holy Shield, Blessing of Sanctuary, and Retribution aura as I reck bombed them down 1 by 1. When I finished raping their nooby buttholes with my burly, burly balls; I proceeded to take this screenshot. Enjoy!

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