I'm AFK in AV - Right Now. And There Is Nothing You Can Do About It

Gasp! I'm afking in Alterac Valley... Right now... And there's nothing you can do about it.

 

 

Only another 14k honor for my S1 Two hander baby!

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Fix your shit blizzard, nerf fear.

 

I'm riding my steed, on the way to the blacksmith, sweat dripping down my face from the hot Arathi Basin sun. I see a fleet of horde on their way to the blacksmith, I stealth. "Time to pick my target", I think to myself. OO a shitty geared warlock. He stood there, like a hot blonde bitch in a dark alley waiting to be raped. I make my move... Cheap shot!, he trinkets, he death coils, he fears! It's cool I got my trusty pvp trinket, Click... OH NO I'M FALLING THROUGH THE EARTH.

Sure I laughed, I had to spend the rest of my AB sitting underground as i flew around the map, but it was still funny. Until the next day on my hunter, when yes, it happened again. And again near the beginning of the game, making me sit the whole thing out. This isn't a new bug either, I haven't experienced it in a long time, but it has been happening since classic WoW, and I believe it's time that it be fixed. So Blizzard its time to fix it, or let my hunter's traps inflame my targets from the fiery pits of hell, choose wisely.

 

 

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World of Warcraft Hits 10 Million Subscribers

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Note to Blizzard: Get a NEW ISP

If you're reading this note, my guess is that you've seen the login MEGA FAIL screen as featured on WOW Insider. There is nothing that I want to do more right now than ding 52 on my warrior and start hitting up BRD so I get this lame leveling over with, but no. Now, I have to brush the dust off of this blog, revamp it, download and start making a new theme.

 


 

If I'm Blizzard, a company with 9 million subscribers paying roughly $12/month to enthusiastically snort what's largely considered to be the digital form of cocaine, the last thing I would let happen is for my ISP to on a Saturday night, when every single WOW player is logging in, hoping to escape from their shitty, shitty lives for a few miserable hours. But no, Blizzard fails.

Oh hey, servers are back up, at least for the next few minutes!

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