So Burlyballs and I did our first round of arena together since hitting 70. We got owned 1-4, but the time we won was against a combo indentical to ours (Ret Pally & MS Warrior) and we owned them.

More to come.

Oh and whoever that hunter is who keeps trying ot gank me while I level fishing in Hillsbrad (per this handy fishing/cooking guide): you're 0-2 baby; it's pretty sad when you get your ass kicked by someone who starts the fight with a fishing pole.

Gasp! I'm afking in Alterac Valley... Right now... And there's nothing you can do about it.

 

 

Only another 14k honor for my S1 Two hander baby!

 

 

 

HAHAHAHA KEEP TRYING TO GRIND IN NAGRAND WHILE I GO OUT AND DRINK BEER ALL WEEKEND! AND I'LL STILL LEVEL FASTER THAN YOU!

 

Sure I laughed, I had to spend the rest of my AB sitting underground as i flew around the map, but it was still funny. Until the next day on my hunter, when yes, it happened again. And again near the beginning of the game, making me sit the whole thing out. This isn't a new bug either, I haven't experienced it in a long time, but it has been happening since classic WoW, and I believe it's time that it be fixed. So Blizzard its time to fix it, or let my hunter's traps inflame my targets from the fiery pits of hell, choose wisely.

 

 

For more details please visit the Tent of Doom or contact your local mountain king.

Facebook's projected earnings for this next fiscal year are 300-350 million dollars. Thats cool, but what still remains as solid as Rambos 1000 yard stare is Blizzard's 150 million per month from World of Warcraft monthly fees alone. It is sad that so much hype and money is going into facebook, yet people dont realize that they will get nothing from it. Facebook, like Zuckerberg, has a big nose and thats about it. Its pretty intriguing at first, but the longer you stare at it the more god damn annoying it becomes. Blizzard on the other hand is the corporate manifestation of Rambo himself.

Below is a diagram depicting the true essence of both Facebook and Blizzard. I'll leave the value judgment up to you.

Blizzard                                                                        Facebook

 

So the breaking news today is that Facebook made roughly $150 in revenue in 2007. Given that WOW has 10 million subscribers who pay an average of $15/month, it's safe to say that WOW has owned Facebook in the revenue department. Is Facebook really worth $15b, almost as much as Ford motor company? Hell no, but Blizzard might be.

To sum up just how much WOW owned the shit out of Facebook: WOW is a game with a bunch of 50 year-old men masquerading as female elves whereas Facebook is the most comprehensive database of marketing data ever concieved, and yet they get curb stomped by a mindless herd of middle-aged men and asian teenagers in the revenue department?

OWNED.

I'll be taking calls all week to offer more expert analysis. Fury warriors can tank Blood Furnace, btw.

So yea, when I was questing in Hellfire Penninsula on Burlyballs I saw a 61 tauren warrior running behind me (Baleian). My first impulse was to kill him, but I figured I would spare the noob the tragic run back from the graveyard. The noob charges me and then out of nowhere he his noob rogue buddy Musculous both start gankin my shit. I chuckled, as any dwarf prot pally with balls as burly as mine would chuckle, as they hopelessly tried to kill me. I popped my Holy Shield, Blessing of Sanctuary, and Retribution aura as I reck bombed them down 1 by 1. When I finished raping their nooby buttholes with my burly, burly balls; I proceeded to take this screenshot. Enjoy!

Juxsta, a nubby 60 orc shaman was one of our first griefing victims in Outland. We were out farming Talismans by Zeth'Gor when we saw a 60 shaman make a quick jab towards us when he saw only our healer, then run with his tail between his legs when the other two of us came at him like a pair of rabid spider monkeys.

 

 

First and foremost: that was pretty funny watching you try and hearth before I popped charge on your ass and lit you up like a Christmas tree.

Second your gear is shitty for players in the high 40s; the fact that you're wearing it at 60 is hilarious. Get PL'd or something?

Third, when you resurrect, you should probably move at least 50 units away from the three Alliance that killed you; that's probably why we killed you, again.

Fourth: one of the fundamental rules of griefing is that if you have to call in level 70s to do your work for you, you've lost and should /rlquit.