Noob of the Day #1 - Denalan of Sargeras

A World of Warcraft website that specializes in griefing wouldn't be complete without profiling some of the horrible, horrible WOW players we come across during our adventures on Sageras and Malfurion, so today I bring you our first, ever, Noob of the Day.

Today we honor Denalan of Sargeras, a beast master hunter who is a total and complete nooblet.

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So we had a couple of duels and Denalan won; what do you expect when a fury warrior takes on a hunter of the same level? But they were close. I didn't suspect any noobliness right away, but then it happened.

As we were waiting in BRD, the guy kept whining on and on about "how long we were going to take" and "you guys need to get a healer," as though our stoned druid in full greens wasn't good enough. Pffft. What a jack ass. So we went ahead and loaded up our 70 mage, kicked Denalan's whining ass out of the group, and began effortlessly raping BRD.

So hat's off to Denalan, our very first Noob of the Day.

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Posted on January 20, 2008 14:20 by Fuionair
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January 20. 2008 14:25

Rhyno

LAWLZ WHAT A NEWB!!!!11111oneoneonejuanjuanone111!!!1

Rhyno

January 20. 2008 14:49

idonthaveanamelol

LOL! Ok first of all I beat him in a couple of duels like he said. Then they bring in a healer who is using a lvl 29 green staff and a lvl 25 chest peice, needless to say...we wiped on the first pull... After waiting earlier about 20 mins on the 'healer' we proceed to wait another 15 or so mins just for no reason... Then next thing I know i get kicked from the group, so what do I do? I said gl on your run and thx for wasting my time. Now he calls me the noob right? Well lets see who is really a noob. First of all who makes a website and posts people on it because they make him mad in a game... Its almost as if this game is his life or something eh, but who am i too judge. I'm just a good for nothing BM hunter who didnt feel like wasting time lol. Oh yeah and btw, thats a nice screenshot man =D and keep up the good work 'virtually' harassing people bc they make you mad, it will help you alot in life.

idonthaveanamelol

January 20. 2008 14:56

Boxslayer

Hate unites us all.

Boxslayer

January 20. 2008 16:31

idonthaveanamelol

Lol, if you say so, but if unites people why did thousands of people die on september 11. Was it bc they loved us?

idonthaveanamelol

January 20. 2008 16:33

Chaman

who the fuck are u trying to be, Giulliani?

Chaman

January 20. 2008 16:45

idonthaveanamelol

lol, you guys are sad. Why are you guys so hung up on this anyway lol? I mean im sorry you have nothing better to do, but still you really need to get out a little more. You actually responded on a forum like it was a chat message, but anyways I'm sorry your mad bc you got pwned by my pet and i love it the more you curse, it really shows your intelligence and lack of things to say. Oh and btw, not saying ignoring somebody is noob lol, but if you seriously are hung up on this so much that you have nothing better to do than talk about somebody with your friend online why dont you unignore me and talk on WoW lol. Or better yet try to own me...pfft yeah right this noob BM hunter will eat you.

idonthaveanamelol

January 20. 2008 16:51

Chaman

i actually happened to check at the time you posted. coincidence? i think not. God has his ways of intervening in human affairs. oh yeah and im a BM hunter too and i didnt even need heals lawl.

Chaman

January 20. 2008 16:58

idonthaveanamelol

Idk if your a christian or not but if you are thx for making a smart decision, but what are you talking about heals? i never healed when i dueled him lol

idonthaveanamelol

January 20. 2008 17:01

Chaman

cocaine is a hell of a drug

Chaman

January 20. 2008 17:01

Rhyno

WHAT

THE

FUCK

DID

YOU

JUST

SAY

Learn English

Rhyno

January 20. 2008 17:02

idonthaveanamelol

Oh well I'm glad I was able to amuse you guys for a small amount of time. I will be sure to let people know about your site and excellent continent. Peace guys and gl in all your WoW trials =D

idonthaveanamelol

January 20. 2008 17:02

Chaman

yes we love North America!

Chaman

January 20. 2008 17:04

idonthaveanamelol

lol typo =D
meant content

idonthaveanamelol

January 20. 2008 17:05

idonthaveanamelol

oh yeah im about to log on so if you want to bring the hate =D

idonthaveanamelol

May 19. 2008 04:36

drug addiction treatment

Don't go picking on noobs like that, remember there was a time when you were a nooblet yourself, and the older WOWdicts used to pick on you big time, how did that make you feel?

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May 19. 2008 06:47

Boxslayer

Never happened

Boxslayer

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